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Kerry Peresta
May 28, 20133 min read
Warm Southern Hospitality Grates on Chilly East Coast
I just read an article pertinent to a writer’s life (that would be me as I am busily reinventing) that said if a writer blogs the writer...
Kerry Peresta
May 8, 20133 min read
Spring Planting and the Scowlie Face
Each spring, depending on where I live and for how long, I rush out and buy boatloads and buckets of flowering shrubs, impatiens,...
Kerry Peresta
Apr 1, 20133 min read
Spring Projects and the Zealous Handyman
My heart stopped, and my hand slid over my mouth automatically. I could almost feel the liability issues crushing me in a vise-like...
Kerry Peresta
Mar 14, 20133 min read
Pets, Vets, and Automobiles
I am blaming this on Obama. Perhaps the political landscape has become so imbued with universal healthcare rhetoric that veterinarians...
Kerry Peresta
Mar 4, 20133 min read
The Day Jack Slew The Really, Really Ugly and Disgusting Giant
My husband is an even bigger IMAX fan than I am, so when he asked if I wanted to see the latest version of Jack and the Beanstalk (his...
Kerry Peresta
Feb 17, 20132 min read
Periodic Denial Can Be a Good Thing
Inserted between my daughter and her two daughters. It is with delight that I watch my kids move into the best times of their lives, and...
Kerry Peresta
Feb 11, 20132 min read
Thunderstorms and Tuning Forks
Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. Johann C.F. von Schuller I ran across this marvelous quote recently,...
Kerry Peresta
Jan 19, 20132 min read
Men, Women and Brain Function
I no longer think this is possible. I have observed that my husband, when asked a simple question that demands an opinion or a...
Kerry Peresta
Jan 10, 20132 min read
Blowing a Fuse Actually Had Nothing To Do With It
“Fire! Fire! AAAAUUUGGGHHH!” I yelled, startled by the intimidating WHOOO-OOSSHHH behind my back as I sliced tomatoes, segmented...
Kerry Peresta
Dec 19, 20123 min read
It’s Not a Con, It’s Magic
Each Christmas I trudge store to store in search of the perfect gifts that will delight, amaze, and astonish. My motives are clearly...
Kerry Peresta
Nov 25, 20123 min read
A Thanksgiving Epiphany
It is not about countless trips to Boscov’s, Belk’s, TJMaxx, Marshal’s, Target, Macy’s, Pier One; anxiously selecting gifts that family...
Kerry Peresta
Oct 25, 20123 min read
The State of the Groin Report
Just one. Then they might actually have a clue what pain really is. Okay, so my husband has pulled groin muscle. I get it. I am sorry,...
Kerry Peresta
Oct 12, 20122 min read
Snickerin’ Joe and Lessons Learned
I watched the vice-presidential debate on Thursday night, and observed – with a kind of morbid fascination – Joe Biden’s increasingly...
Kerry Peresta
Oct 2, 20124 min read
Going Postal
Ye olde Post Office, an American tradition A visit to the Post Office used to be as American as white bread. As hospitable as the Red...
Kerry Peresta
Sep 10, 20123 min read
The Prodigal Returns
I returned to the gym after a four-month hiatus. My body is screaming at me, but my spirit is smiling indulgently. My intention was to...
Kerry Peresta
Aug 28, 20124 min read
The Secret to a Satisfying Vacation with your Spouse
Alone. My husband and I met and married in the throes of empty-nesting; and most of our vacations have been accompanied by various...
Kerry Peresta
Aug 8, 20124 min read
Grandchild Exhibits Remarkable Ability to Learn Words
My grandbaby, Sophia, reduces me to mono-syllabic, unintelligible wads of baby language that I did not even know I could pull out of my...
Kerry Peresta
Jul 26, 20123 min read
Dead Cats Don’t Bounce
Every career niche seems to have its own in-crowd phrasing. When I was in advertising, phrases like “what’s the spiff?” or the acronym...
Kerry Peresta
Jul 11, 20124 min read
Ten Pretty Darn Good Reasons Not to Own a Big Dog
After two months of living with a Big Dog, conversations with friends that own Big Dogs, and babysitting a neighbor’s Big Dog...
Kerry Peresta
Jun 30, 20122 min read
Tiny Sun Goddess Faces Brush-Off
Something happens to me when I shop in Hunt Valley, an exclusive Baltimore suburb, sporting upscale boutiques and salons. I feel...
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